ONG! yes yes yes!!!! it really bugs me too, I want to rip that thing off their ear and stomp on it.

Applause! I totally agree! Stop the madness people.

How many times have I mentioned that I hate these assholes?  But I hate the important, busy assholes as much as the unimportant ones.  They all suck in my book. 

Moral of this story:  No one in the world gives a fuck how busy you are - pretend or otherwise.  The only one who gives a shit that you have a meeting to go to or a phone call to answer is you and the other person.  The people that matter in this world are doing something that makes a difference in the grand scheme of it all, not chatting on a fucking business call.  There are 85.6 bajillion other people out there who think they are important, too.

i totally agree

Good Lord YES !!!  I totally agree.  I had this same conversation with my Husband the other day.  He HATES when his customers come in with those stuck to their ears too.  Ohhh and I have a client who has no job, no kids, no husband, and who is just a little weird all by herself, and she wears hers every single day.  And it’s bright pink on top of that.  Anyway, her Mother passed away a few weeks ago and when I drove by the funeral home and she was standing outside WITH IT IN HER EAR.  I about died.

OMG I HATE those too! Freakin Star Trek looking self important freaks!

I can not stand anyone wearing them. My boss wears one and I rag on him all the time. Even those that use it for some important JOB need to stop and slow down. Life is way more important than a freakin phone call.

I hate those as much as the ::beep beep:: Nextel phones.  Freaking dial the number.  Breaker one nine.

That’s funny because Bur and I went into Orlando yesterday (where the freaks are) and there was this lady on the side of the road just a chattin’ so I go “who the fuck’s this dumb bitch talking to?” (because I’m nice) and Bur laughed and said “I supposed it’s someone on her bluetooth.”

Maybe I’m just jealous because she’s mastered walking at talking at the same time.

I always laugh when I see people wearing those. I think they started to become popular while we were overseas so when we got back to the States it was like we were in Minority Report and I expected Tom Cruise to rope down from a helo to tell me that I’m under arrest for a murder I hadn’t yet committed. Creeeeeepy!

Ugh! I hear you. Although I see the practical and safety benefits of these devices, I still seriously wish they were never invented.

PS: In a couple months, here in California they’re enacting a law that requires you to wear one if you’re going to answer a call while driving… So, we’ll soon be seeing a bunch more douche bags walking around wearing these things.

I hate that too. Imagine dealing with them while they’re trying to set it up and make it work for the first time. *groan* Cause ya know, I’m one of the people who sells those to the 400 pound, non-working woman in a moo moo at Applebees. LOL!

I have one, but won’t wear it in public. I only wear it while driving a long distance OR while cooking dinner and talking.. cause I dont want goop all over my Blackberry.

haha! We bitch about those all the time too. Still, I WANT ONE. Just for driving and stuff, not for douchebag acting.

So true! I swear people use that as a status symbol. It’s stupid. I remember buying one, and I just couldn’t justify using it. I swear, I tried, but I don’t get enough phone calls to warrant it. It’s crazy. It’s really convenient though when you’re in a car.

Pretty soon, I’m sure it’ll be required to have one when you’re in a car. Then everyone will be wearing those things 24/7.

LOL! We were just having a conversation about this the other day! Someone showed up to a St. Patty’s day gathering with one on, and I was like, “seriously???” You hit the nail on the head with the unimportant douchebag variety who seem to be the major offenders. Safe they are, but people only use them when you need to--like when you’re driving or cooking people!!!

My goodness, I think someone needs a hug

hold i have to take a call.  damnn my ear piece is not connected............

It is funny watching them walk around talking. They will be in grocery store just talking away and I will think they are talking to me or something.It looks so funny..

I hate that too. I have one of those and don’t even know how to use it. LOL

I really love how it makes everyone look a little craz though, walking around talking to themselves and gesturing wildly.

heh. “craz” would be crazy of course.

I hate them equally!!!

I hate when people wear them in the movie theater and then sit in front of me.  All I can see is that damn flashing blue light!

Like Atomic Bombshell said, it’s a law here in California that you have to use hands free in a car starting in July.  God help us all then!

Taughing my head off over here.

Man!  Me too!  I hate to go to Pizza Hut or McDonald’s and see a parent with one on while eating with their kids.  Its like, “Look at me - I am doing my half-ass parent job of taking the kids out while still trying to talk on the phone.

Hate ‘em!

OMG!  Did you see my retarded cousin at Applebee’s?  He wears his all the time and it annoys the living piss out of me. 

Can’t we all just form some sort of fucktard militia and start culling the herd?  Seriously.  I am so SICK of stupid people!!!  I think I can get my hands on a potato gun!

You are absolutely correct.  I freaking hate it when people wear these things non-stop!  You don’t know whether or not they are on the phone or talking to you.

I take it my hair failed to cover mine while we were playing nickels.  Pfft.

Listen, you have NO idea just how important I really am.

LMFAO @ the “No Fear” shirt thing..

Holy cow! This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while! Thanks for the laugh.