Walked in to work this morning to find the above written next to my name on the In/Out Board (Sucking It), thanks to my wonderful co-worker Jeff.  Jeff and I have a GREAT working relationship and honestly he is one of the funniest people I know… he is constantly cracking me the hell up, as seen in his response below to my Happy Birthday message on Facebook the other day (of course you can’t look at his profile picture without cracking up period… wearing a beret and holding a trumpet - HILARIOUS):

Completely unrelated, the building next to my office has been empty for MONTHS (it used to house the crazies that frequent 7-11, but they moved across the street).  Last week a group of about ten HOT-AS-HELL Navy Seal looking guys all pulled up in pick-up trucks and on motorcycles, etc and started unloading a whole bunch of tactical gear into this building, which I watched them, drooling the entire time they did so, you can see that I have a perfect view:

See all their manly trucks backed in and the motorcycle?  That’s right, they are in there right now with all their hotness, doing GOD KNOWS WHAT.  Everyday or every other day, they pull up, unload tactical gear and coolers, go in this building, stay in there all day, then load everything back up and chat for a few minutes outside then leave.  Everyday I can see it from my office window, which makes me curious about several things: (1) What the hell are they doing in that building - some kind of top secret war-gaming, (2) Are they as hot close up as they are from afar and (3) Which one of them is single and taking me out for a drink?  I tried standing in the window while they were all congregated holding the following make-shift sign up in the window as my co-workers died laughing in the background, calling me a retard:

Unfortunately, none of them looked up to see my hard work and efforts!  So now I am going to have to strategically park my car on that side of the building and when they are out there chatting, act like I need something from my car to try and make contact with them… How is this for a line: “Hey what are you guys doing in that building, some kind of top secret military stuff… and what I mean by that question is which one of you is single and taking me out?”  Too strong?  I think I may have to settle on enjoying them as eye candy from afar…

Now for some very important information… I changed my VM greeting on my phone… exciting stuff huh?  Have you seen the hilarious Old Spice commercials like this one:

God they are so funny… well I have changed my VM to him talking for me and now my VM is DIAMONDS.  Have a listen (and yes for the purpose of this post, I changed the phone number to 8675309 - now you’ll be singing that song all day)!