TEN ROMANTIC THINGS TO DO FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

  1. Wear something other than a Hanes white t-shirt and underwear to bed.
  2. Leave my bra on until at least 8:00pm tonight.
  3. Keep the kids busy, so he can enjoy ten more minutes of alone time in the bathroom.
  4. I could spend some quality time with him instead of sitting on the couch with my laptop.
  5. Fold the clothes that have been in the dryer for a week, so that he can grab an outfit from his closet, instead of having to “fluff” one in the dryer for 5 minutes.
  6. Not bitch at him for his shoes and socks always being in the middle of the hallway.
  7. Not make him help with bath night tonight.
  8. I could cook something, anything.
  9. I could let him watch 30 minutes of ESPN, instead of me watching a Friends or Seinfeld rerun
  10. I could actually initiate some sex this week!
    11. OH GOD, that was fun!  Too bad none of that shit is actually gonna happen!