Ashton Says

I have been holding on to a few of these in my phone so I wouldn’t forget them, so now I am cleaning them out.

“I waked up just in time to wake up Mommy!”

“MOM… Can you PLEASE just wait your patience with me for a minute!”

“Ugghh, why does my eye keep itching?  Do you think I have that thing they call side effects Mom?”

“Aww MAN, that’s gross, I am totally going to varmint on you!”

And finally this one…

ME TO MY MOM: “How are we going to do Christmas this year?” (inquiring about dinner, etc)

ASHTON: “The RIGHT WAY, so we don’t get on that naughty list!!!”

The boy consistently cracks me the hell up.