Ashton Says

After slipping, falling and hitting his head really hard on the concrete floor, when I picked him up yesterday - then spending twenty minutes at the school crying and with me holding an icepack on his head.

ASHTON:
Mommy can I please lay down in my bed when we get home and watch Transformers?

ME:
I would rather you not lay down for a while buddy, you hit your head pretty hard, so you should not lay down for a bit.

ASHTON: (yelling at me)
OH MOM, I do not have a conjunction!  I AM NOT GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!  ALRIGHT?!? Can you please just let me lay down and watch my Transformers movie?

ME:
Well in that case SON, by all means… lay down and watch your movie!  Oh and by the way ASHTON… it’s concussion, not conjunction!!!

ASHTON:
Who cares, can I watch Transformers or what?

KAIDEN:
giggling