On the phone this morning with Nadine…
Nadine: I really feel like I need a deep internal cleansing… like I need to completely clean my system out. I feel like shit.
Misty: Oh yeah? Okay.
Nadine: I got some of that citrate of magnesia that they gave Big Kev to completely clean him out before his colonoscopy and I have been sipping it like a cordial.
Misty: You are doing WHAT? Who the hell does that Nadine? OH MY GOD. **laughing uncontrollably**
Nadine: WHAT? I don’t have the time to devote to an entire day of shitting, so instead of gulping it down, I am thinking that if I sip it like a cordial it will work slower. Hopefully I don’t shat myself at the front doors of the grocery store later.
Misty: I hope you know I am putting this on my blog today. You are so freaking retarded. Who does that? Who sips laxatives like cordials to try and “cleanse” themselves… slowly? Oh my god I love you.
This is usually how my morning conversations with Nadine go. I walk into work in the mornings with mascara already streaming down my face from laughing. God love her.