There is nothing better in this world then getting a phone call on your cell phone in the evening from a number that you do not recognize and when you answer, you hear the following:

Hey girl, I know you from the 7-11, with your long blonde hair and your big-ass titties and your capri pants.  And I know you love getting down with the Hairy Buffalo.

Now I will admit that for about 2.5 seconds I was wondering who in the HELL would have my number and recognize me from 7-11, but that last sentence is when I knew exactly who was behind the phone call, well that and the fact that after I heard that sentence I could hear Dena and her husband Adam dying laughing in the background.  Sometimes on Thursday nights, they go out for cocktails and sometimes they get people in the bar to call me.  I choose to have these people as friends…