There is this homeless woman that has been around this area for a long time.  You can usually see her riding a bike with a ton of bags all over it.  She rides around begging for money.  In the summer, she trades in her bike for a wheelchair, so she can really milk the tourists for some money by playing the sympathy card - but the locals know better.

Now this lady is really creepy looking.  She is little and very weathered looking.  She has stringy shoulder length grey/blond hair.  But the worst thing about her is her little tag line.  She goes by you and waits until after you pass her then turns her head cock-eyed at you and says “dolla for a travela?” in a very scratchy voice.  When she says it, it will send chills up your spine!

Dena and I usually see her on our walks at night and when she says it to us, we say “Your not a travela, you have to actually leave once in a while to be a travela!” - then we run like hell!

Every place has weirdos, what are yours like?