So last night, after catching an early, cheap movie at the Cinema Cafe in Greenbrier, we climb back into Todd's truck to drive home. Nadine notices Todd's hard hat and safety vest in the back seat and puts them on. After chuckling, I told her I was driving her back to the mall entrance and dared her to act in some official capacity with the getup on. She gladly accepted and made people walk around a crack in the sidewalk, while Todd, Kevin and I laughed so hard I had a headache.