A random sampling of text messages that I have received lately from people:

“Sup Sweetness?”

“Your nightguard is ready!”

“You’ve been drinking already, haven’t you?”

“Ur old too blondie!”

“Sweet f*ckin manpurse on that dude!”

“Let’s Party!  Holla!”

“Dude-On-Dude - just sayin!”

“drunktextdrunktextdrunktext”

“Did you guys get home okay?  I feel sick today from eating that nasty Village Inn food!”

“You better! I’m sitting here with Smizzo.  She’s laughing!”

“I take it you’re mad at me. I hope you have a good day.  Text me if you want.”

“R U Out?”

“Just admit that Seether is your all time favorite band so we can move past this already lady!”

“Awesome!”

“What happened Fri. night? I was waiting to hear from you!”

“MY FAULT!”