My co-worker, Christopher May, loves when he gets a good SPAM email in his junk mail folder at work. He will take the time to respond to the SPAM messages. It is SUCH an honor that he decides to copy me on those responses.
From: Garcia Anselma [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:28 AM
To: Christopher May
Subject: Happy Week End
May the favor of today locate you.
My dear how are you Hope you are kicking and bouncing well in good health, I am Anselma i saw your e-mail while making some friendship research today, i really hope you are doing perfectly great? it will be my pleasure to have you in contact with me so that we can get to know each other very well share some pictures, chat and exchange messages and ideas, as you know that a tree can't make a forest but together we can achieve a lot, so i do not care about race, age or sex, all that matter to me is the love of the humanity and God divine creations. i will be waiting for your reply to send you my pictures.
wishing you a beautiful moment
My Dear Anselma,
What a shock it was to hear from you today! Indeed I am bouncing and kicking good health in the teeth with large boots! I am vibrating with happiness that your friendship research has found me. Once, while conducting some friendship research of my own, I found my dear friend Jaquelina Homaphosfet who is still to this day thanking the favor of the day we located. Perhaps our fates will meet the same God divine goodness, no? I am so glad to hear that you do not care about racing or sex - two things that I most humbly despise. Last year, in a desperate attempt to manage my severe hatred of racing and sex I walked naked on the race course at the Talladega International Speedway during the NASCAR semi-finals. I spray painted the words sex-no on my bare chest and made quite the spectacle! Perhaps this is how your friendship research found my email - the publicity was kicking and bouncing for certain and I was fast to sending emails all over humanity and God divine creations! The resulting accident left your humble servant in bad shape and with a pile mountain of hospital bills. I am now the recipient of many not good pleasures which make me bouncing happy to be the favor of your friendship research making! I do know that a tree cannot make a forest together, which is why I am hopeful that you, Anselma, can sending to me fruitful blessings in US$ currency. Your fruitful blessings in US$ currency will help make forests happen achieving a lot (especially toward my unfortunate oppressor hospital mountain bills!).
Anselma, I beg of you to send US$ currency and pictures in God creations humble name and beautiful moment. Jaquelina has not returned my emails since the unfortunate accident happening and I fear the racing and sexing mogrels have stolen her emailing! I will return pictures once the oppressor hospital completes the work on my frightful disfigurement. Until then my friendship research friend, I will continue to speak against the racing and sexing as you wish. Together we will making forests and forests and forests in beautiful moments.
Wishing you the favor of the day upon you,
Markus Grigsby III