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Christopher May’s Spam Email Responses-12.10.13

CM Spam Responses

My co-worker, Christopher May, loves when he gets a good SPAM email in his junk mail folder at work.  He will take the time to respond to the SPAM messages.  It is SUCH an honor that he decides to copy me on those responses.

-----Original Message-----
From: Garcia Anselma [mailto:g24anselma@maqterra.com]
Sent: Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:28 AM
To: Christopher May
Subject: Happy Week End

May the favor of today locate you.

My dear how are you Hope you are kicking and bouncing well in good health, I am Anselma i saw your e-mail while making some friendship research today, i really hope you are doing perfectly great? it will be my pleasure to have you in contact with me so that we can get to know each other very well share some pictures, chat and exchange messages and ideas, as you know that a tree can't make a forest but together we can achieve a lot, so i do not care about race, age or sex, all that matter to me is the love of the humanity and God divine creations. i will be waiting for your reply to send you my pictures.
wishing you a beautiful moment
Anselma Garcia....

My Dear Anselma,

What a shock it was to hear from you today! Indeed I am bouncing and kicking good health in the teeth with large boots! I am vibrating with happiness that your friendship research has found me. Once, while conducting some friendship research of my own, I found my dear friend Jaquelina Homaphosfet who is still to this day thanking the favor of the day we located. Perhaps our fates will meet the same God divine goodness, no? I am so glad to hear that you do not care about racing or sex - two things that I most humbly despise. Last year, in a desperate attempt to manage my severe hatred of racing and sex I walked naked on the race course at the Talladega International Speedway during the NASCAR semi-finals. I spray painted the words sex-no on my bare chest and made quite the spectacle! Perhaps this is how your friendship research found my email - the publicity was kicking and bouncing for certain and I was fast to sending emails all over humanity and God divine creations! The resulting accident left your humble servant in bad shape and with a pile mountain of hospital bills. I am now the recipient of many not good pleasures which make me bouncing happy to be the favor of your friendship research making! I do know that a tree cannot make a forest together, which is why I am hopeful that you, Anselma, can sending to me fruitful blessings in US$ currency. Your fruitful blessings in US$ currency will help make forests happen achieving a lot (especially toward my unfortunate oppressor hospital mountain bills!).

Anselma, I beg of you to send US$ currency and pictures in God creations humble name and beautiful moment. Jaquelina has not returned my emails since the unfortunate accident happening and I fear the racing and sexing mogrels have stolen her emailing! I will return pictures once the oppressor hospital completes the work on my frightful disfigurement. Until then my friendship research friend, I will continue to speak against the racing and sexing as you wish. Together we will making forests and forests and forests in beautiful moments.

Wishing you the favor of the day upon you,

Markus Grigsby III


Christopher May’s Spam Email Responses-12.03.13

CM Spam Responses

My co-worker, Christopher May, loves when he gets a good SPAM email in his junk mail folder at work.  He will take the time to respond to the SPAM messages.  It is SUCH an honor that he decides to copy me on those responses.

From: Emma Josphen [mailto:emma.josphen@evocativems.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2013 4:23 AM
To: Emma Josphen
Subject: Business contacts
Importance: High


Would you be interested in B2B Email List ?

We have segmented our database according to reach your target market (Industry) and have updated lists globally.

Industry Lists: 
Food & Beverage Pharmaceuticals Telecommunications Services
Metal & Mining Supply chain & Logistics Automotive & Transport
Information Technology Research & Consulting Services HR Executives List
Non-profit Organization Environmental Services & Equipment Electrical & Electronics
Energy & Utilities Photography, Media & Publication Electronics
Oil & Gas Government & Public Sector Security Products & Services
Computer Hardware & Embedded Health Care Insurance
Education & Training Industrial Manufacturing Banking
Architecture Chemicals Transportation Services
Hotel & Resort Business Services Agriculture
Financial Services Retail Computer Services
Construction Food Production Real Estate

Information Technology: IBM Users, Sage Users, SAP Users, Oracle Users, Sales force Users, CRM, ERP, Networking, Computer Hardware, Software, and IT Resellers (Value Added Resellers), List Brokers etc,

Data fields:-  First Name, Last Name, Company Name, Company URL, Title, Physical Address, Phone Number, Fax Number, Industry, Revenue Size, Employee size and Email Address.

Please let me know your exact target audience ( Geography, Industry, Job titles you wish to reach) so that I could send you a more information based on your requirements.

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you.

Emma Josphen
Marketing Executive

Dearest Emma,

In the spirit of the holiday season, please take me off of your mailing list. I receive the same email from different associates (or possible competitors) of yours at least three times a week. I have zero need for your services and would prefer not to receive any more emails. I do respect your enthusiasm and your undying dedication in trying to procure my business despite my continued success of ignoring you and never once responding to your emails…ever. I especially liked how you upped the ante by signifying your emails as “High Importance” – that was a game changer for me and definitely got my attention. Bravo!

I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors and continued successes in reaching potential clients. If my position changes to one where I need your services, I have no doubt you will find me. At that time we can discuss the ever-important means to reach my target audience(s) for the yet-to-be-determined products I may be pandering. If that day ever arrives, I hope to be pandering something in the global email marketing arena as it is undoubtedly the future that is within reach today and will surely only prosper with time. Perhaps I will be sending you emails where I request your business. Wouldn’t that be exciting and quite the turn of the old table?!? I will certainly consider using your tactic of signifying emails with “High Importance”, but I will secretly be thinking that it is ME that is important and when you open my email and send my ‘read request’ I will add a point to my special “I’m Important” ledger.

I sincerely appreciate the time you will hopefully expend in removing me from your target market (of which I was never really part of…).

Thank you,

Signed: Person who does not want to receive your emails anymore


Umpa Tim on Jimmy Kimmel!

Umpa Tim on JK Live from soapbox.SUPERSTAR on Vimeo.

Umpa Tim (uncle extrordinaire and the kid's Godfather) was an audience member at Jimmy Kimmel Live and was chosen to play in an audience game show. He won $200 and some pretty amazing street cred!  We LOVE LOVE LOVE Umpa Tim!!!

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Christopher May’s Spam Email Responses-11.11.13

CM Spam Responses

My co-worker, Christopher May, loves when he gets a good SPAM email in his junk mail folder at work.  He will take the time to respond to the SPAM messages.  It is SUCH an honor that he decides to copy me on those responses.

-----Original Message-----
From: wkrg38@dsmailc.com [mailto:wkrg38@dsmailc.com] On Behalf Of MR. KRUGER
Sent: Monday, November 11, 2013 1:35 AM
To: victorkruger9@wp.pl
Subject: DEAL{USD250 Million) United State Dollar's.


From: Christopher May
Sent: Monday, November 11, 2013 5:03 PM
To: Misty Scanlon
Subject: RE: DEAL{USD250 Million) United State Dollar's.

Dear Victor,

I was so excited to receive your generous offering of $250 Million Dollars. My current monetary situation has been recently likened to a severe drought in an already drought stricken dessert devoid of any ATM's, money trees, or small rivulets of coinage refreshments - so this is most welcome news. My great aunt Myrtle Smith who now lives in Sandusky has already updated her Christmas list to include new quilting patterns and breast augmentation surgery. Although, seemingly unrelated, Aunt Myrtle was always prone to needlepointing her quilts on the natural shelf of her ample bosom. The unmistakable freak and sudden accident at the factory robbed her of her "second lap" and she has since vowed destruction to all industrial machinery which has led to several unfruitful encounters with the Polish Mafia - which, as you know Victor, fronts the designated repair labor organizations of all machinery institutes in the Western Hemisphere. As a result we find ourselves the named defendant in several pending lawsuits. Needless to say, your agreement to join our cause with your monetary endowment has eased the pressure on our financial liabilities and made our legal representation team agree to meet with us once again. Just the simple act of naming (the famous) Victor Kruger as co-defendant on all of our pending legal obligations has breathed new life into our legal team. We have even put out a request to hire more lawyers of even higher reputation (which I should say has gone quite well since the addition of your name to our legal woes). You should soon see the legal paperwork and law suit information in the mail soon (we trust you are at the same address). Knowing that we are now in the affluent company of the Kruger family, we felt compelled to pre-spend some of your endowment on a small fleet of Chevy Camaros (the pinnacle of rich men's dreams wouldn't you agree?). Driving to court tomorrow as a member of the elite will certainly be the figurative thumb in the Polish Mafia's face! Aunt Myrtle settled for a moon roof after we had depleted the dealer's lot of all convertibles. She is happy nonetheless and I wish you could see her toothless grin as she motors down the Ohio byways. We do believe that your generous gift of $250 Million Dollars will cover the first few months of legal fees and that being named as co-defendant it would be expected of you to continue your generous obligation in the coming legal battle in the American court system. Our legal analysts (also recently hired on retainer billed to the Kruger family) tell us that we can expect a minimum of twelve years before we begin to make headway against the Polish Mafia. We are so proud that you have agreed to be part of the battle and that your wallet is now open to those of us in dire need. I can assure you that while Aunt Myrtle was indeed deliberately attacking machinery and was certainly responsible for the one of the largest production losses in the history of the Polish Mafia reign over the institutes, we continue to fight the good fight despite the video surveillance evidence and secretly taped confessionals which offer very little doubt as to Aunt Myrtle's actions. Surprisingly, our legal team assures us a victory in the face of such obstacles due simply to the very nature of the American Court System. Your monetary obligation will guarantee that the fight will continue in the face of utter hopelessness.

Thank you again,

Your humble legal co-defendant - Charlie "Chuckie" Smith


Kaiden is going to be a FANTASTIC Babysitter!

Indoors Volleyball from soapbox.SUPERSTAR on Vimeo.

Kaiden is usually so great with her "little sister" Riley. She is always helping her with homework, handwriting, etc. Playing with her... she truly treats her like a sister... but with the good, comes the bad. Found this gem of a video on Kaiden's iPhone and just about peed my pants laughing.

Comment • • FILED IN video, riley, kaiden, funny, face smash, 2013

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