Saw this over at T.J.‘s and loved it:

Louis CK - Everything’s Amazing, Nobody’s Happy

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Plenty of other cute prints at the Studio Mela Etsy Shop.

Because all my buddies answered them, I too shall answer them:

01. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
HELL NO.  The thought of putting moldy cheese in my mouth makes a little bit of throw up come up every time.

02. Favorite late night snack?
Like when I have been drinking? Something greasy and gross - usually nachos.

03. Do you own a gun?
NO. I have no reason to own a gun and I have two small children that I would NEVER want anywhere near a gun.

04. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
Grande Skinny Vanilla Latte, with two extra pumps of SF Vanilla.

05. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Only when in involves the word “cancer.”

06. What do you think of hot dogs?
I like mine burnt on the grill with ketchup, mustard and onions.

07. Favorite Christmas song?
Hmmm, well it’s probably “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan, but I also love Celine Dion’s version of Ave Maria, it makes me cry every single time I hear it and I have NO CLUE WHY!

08. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee with cream and splenda.

09. Can you do push-ups?
Yes.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My great grandmother’s diamond engagement ring.  I also love the diamond earrings that Todd got me for Christmas one year, because they were a TRUE surprise and meant a lot to me.

11. Favorite hobby?
Laying in the sun.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Nope.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
I have a few.

14. The last disease you contracted?
Leprosy.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
I need to make myself a cup of coffee.  I don’t feel like going to Ridgeways today.  God, I am sick of smelling throw-up (Kaiden threw up in my car this morning on the way to school).

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water
Diet Root Beer
Juicy Juice Berry flavored juice.

17. Current worry right now?
What the future holds for the kids and I.

18. Current hate right now?
My situation.

19. Favorite place to be?
Near the ocean.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
I don’t even remember, so it must not have been too eventful.

21. Like to travel?
Yes, if I have the money to do so.

22. Name three people who will complete Sunday Stealing this week:
Everyone else already did, so I am now.

23. Do you own slippers?
Yes, some tan, furry Roxy slip-on’s.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey polo with my work logo on it.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I never have.

26. Can you whistle?
Yes I can.  But not the good loud kind of whistling.

27. Favorite singer/band?
TOOL. Period.  But I love lots of music.

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
No. Nor would I want to… well unless it was on a beach.  I could maybe swing that.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
It’s a little ditty I made up called “Me and my clean vagina!” - kidding. I don’t sing in the shower.

30. Favorite girl’s names?
I loved Kaiden (hey what do you know, I have a daughter named Kaiden) and I like Rowan.

31. Favorite boy’s name?
Fletcher.  Todd said hell no to this one, so I ended up with an Ashton.

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
Not a thing.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Ashton this morning while Kaiden was puking in the back seat of my car.  He kept yelling “Umm mom, could you get me the heck outta here, she’s puking everywhere - OH GROSS, MOM PLEASE, PLEASE COULD YOU JUST HELP ME!!!  WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE? OH GOD I AM DYING HERE”

34. Like your job?
Sure.

36. Do you love where you live?
City-wise? Yes.  I like living in Virginia Beach.  Current living situation? NO - I appreciate it, but NO.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
About 7.

38. Who is your loudest friend?
Not sure.  My co-worker Nick is loud when he is drinking.

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
I am a bad driver.  I speed.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not sure.  If someone does, they should do a better job of showing it, so I would know and could better answer this question.

41. What is your favorite book?
I have a bunch of favorites.  I love The Prophet by Khalil Gibran.

42. What is your favorite candy?
Dark Chocolate, anything with caramel or skittles.

43. Favorite Sports Team?
I like the Eagles.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Partying like it was 1999.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
Dammit, the headache is not completely gone.  Eff this day already.