First, Here are some updated pictures on the new family member, Mr. Knox.  We will be taking a family trip to pick him up on the 27th and I cannot wait - neither can Kaiden.  I am sure that I will be up a few nights while he adjusts to his new life, but it’s not like I am not used to that already!  You want to give him a big old hug, don’t you?

Second, Do you think it was a bad idea to schedule an appointment for some minor plastic surgery on my eye on the same day that I scheduled my first appointment for marriage counseling?  I am thinking the counselor immediately felt a little more sorry for me, what do you think?  And NOT ONE WORD about the lack of eye makeup in the photo!!!

I CANNOT wait for this show to start.  It is the new show from Lorn Michaels and Tina Fey and it is going to be HILARIOUS!!!  It is basically a show about all of the crazy crap that goes down behind the scenes at Saturday Night Live and mirrors Tina Fey’s life.  But, best of all, it stars Alec Baldwin - who I absolutely love!  You can go watch the trailer for the show here.  Fall cannot come quick enough!

I have come to the conclusion that the Hummer is the new Corvette!  Not the original Hummer - the one meant for use by the military, the one that really could be used off road or in combat situations.  I am talking about the new one, the shiney one that costs a hundred million dollars, the one that really is a little bit on the excessive side, unless driving through a war torn country.

I see them all over the road now, and it is usually some guy driving it that would NEVER get a second glance if he was driving a Saturn, and he still is not getting a second glance.  He is the guy that would never change in front of the guys in the locker room, the guy that feels that if he has this ridiculous vehicle, he is now a better, more likeable person than he was when he was driving that Saturn. 

He is the guy that has taken the title of President of the Small Penis Club away from that guy with the Corvette!!!

If you were born in the sixties/seventies than you HAVE to remember when hip hop first made it’s way onto the music scene - I am talking about original hip hop, like Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh, Grandmaster Flash, KRS-1, etc.  Well, XM Radio has this station now called “The Rhyme” and it plays non-stop, commercial free, old school hip hop - around the clock.  It is AWESOME!!!  I have been listening to this station for weeks now, driving my friends and family crazy.

There is nothing better than driving your kids to the daycare and getting to hear JJ Fad’s Supersonic on the way and freaking your kids out because you know all the words to the portion of the song that spells out S.U.P.E.R, or pulling up to the daycare to pick them up with “Flavor Flav is the sun, Public Enemy number one, Gotcha runnin’ from the gun (pow), Of a brain that weighs a ton” blaring from your piece of crap stock stereo speakers!  It is classic. 

I keep calling my friends and blaring it in their voice mail’s just to further drive them insane.  My husband keeps saying “I thought you hated rap music…” Well, I do hate 50 Cent and Kanye West and the rest of the punk rappers that are around these days, but seriously, who hates some old L.L. Cool J singing “Going back to Cali?” - yeah that is what I thought - NO ONE!  So I will continue to drive all my friends and family nuts and I will continue to call my husband at 7:15 am and when he answers and says “What’s Up?” I will again answer, “I’ll tell you what’s up, buddy…The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is on fire!” - Tee Hee.

P.S. Here are those lyrics to that one part of the Supersonic song, in case you need a reminder!

You see, the S is for super, and the U is for unique
The P is for perfection and you know that we are freaks
The E is for exotic, and the R is for raps
So tell those nosy people just to stay the he’ll back

1. mul·ti·task·ing

def.:
n. The concurrent operation by one central processing unit of two or more processes.

Driving down the road, while text messaging, your smart phone locks up and you notice your stylus is missing leaving you unable to hit the reset button.  Quick thinking and the ability to multitask allows you to grab the wheel with your knee, while you take out one of your diamond stud earrings and use the post to reset the phone.  You are a multitasker!