Most people that have worked with me know that working with me is a unique experience. I like to have fun at work and I like to work with fun people. When Dena and I worked together, it was SO MUCH FUN! We were constantly joking with each other, planning pranks against co-workers, enjoying strippers during Project Management meetings and last but not least, asking VERY inappropriate “questions of the week” to all our field guys, like “You have to pick a guy from the office to have sex with, which guy would you pick and why?” or “Have you ever given or received a Dirty Sanchez and when?”. I am still shocked that neither of us have ever been fired for sexual harassment! Good Times!

So if I happen to be working with you on a project; DO NOT call me and be all business and not talk to me on a personal level at all during the conversation. If you do, you will not be high up on my list of people I like to work with, unless you can learn to say hello to me and ask how my day is going, etc! Someone that I have been working on a schedule with has demonstrated that he knows how to work with me, as you can see from the email I received from him this morning… he gets it.

He is also a good sport and totally understands that I do not like being at the bottom of his priorities!!! Not to mention he gets to see my awesome stick figure drawing abilities!

He understands how to successfully work with me!  I think it is still a bit early in our working relationship to ask him the question of the week though! But Dena, go ahead and help me think of a good one, for when he is ready!

This came home in Kaiden’s backpack from school.  Do you think I should be worried?

I kid, I kid!  Tee Hee!

Today be International Talk Like A Priate Day!  ‘n in th’ spirit o’ any great holiday, I like t’ be a superior participant, so I shall be natterin’ like a pirate around th’ cabin all day today - no I won’t, ‘cause me boss would send me t’ me cabin ‘n make me shut me door ‘n everyone knows I can only stay in here fer about 20 minutes at a time afore I ‘ave t’ get up ‘n loot a social lap around th’ cabin.

First ye needs t’ go here ‘n get yourself a new Pirate Name.  Mine be Pirate Agnes th’ Back-Stabber.  Then ye needs t’ watch this great instructional video on how t’ natter like a pirate so that ye nah be the one scallywag that does nah know how t’ do it properly! 

So come on, wha’ are ye waitin’ fer, get out thar ‘n start natterin’ like a pirate!  Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!

Today at lunch, I had to run to Wal-Mart to get a few things. I absolutely loath Wal-Mart, but it is the closest thing to my work, so I had to go there. When I came out of the store and got into my car, I noticed a green Jeep Grand Cherokee parked in the far corner of the parking lot and it appeared that there was quite a bit of commotion going on inside. Before I could turn away, I noticed a man that appeared to be in his late 50’s climbing out of the back seat and right behind him was a woman in her late 50’s climbing out of the same back seat.

As he stood in the parking lot and put his belt on and she climbed into the front passenger-side seat, it became all too clear to me what they had been doing in that back seat. By the looks of her clothes not being messed up at all and the way she was wiping her mouth, I could only conclude that she had just finished giving her gentlemen friend a quickie blowjob. I found myself sitting in my car not able to stop staring in their direction until they drove off and filled with mixed emotions.

I learned a couple things from what I witnessed today at Wal-Mart. First, Wal-Mart is apparently THE place to go for parking lot blowjobs – and NOT the other over-rated choices, like in the privacy of your home, in a swanky hotel room or beside a dumpster located behind an office building. Second, once you are into your 50’s, you can no longer contort your body around the center console in a vehicle like you did in your youth and must perform all vehicular blowjobs in the roomier, more accommodating back seat. Third, I need to re-think my complete disgust for Wal-Mart, because apparently that is where all the action is and God knows I could use some action!

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