The company that I work for has an IT Department.  A lot of the construction companies that I do schedules for, also use our IT Department to service their computer/networking needs.  With that said, we have an account with Dell and deal with them a lot ordering computers for these various companies.  Dell includes the above image in ALL their packaging, which I think is HILARIOUS!!!

THE MESSAGE: Dell cares about you.  Please do not take Dell’s packaging, pull it over your head, and proceed to choke yourself with your own bare hands!!!

Thanks, Dell!  I was thinking about choking myself to death yesterday, then I saw your warning, and decided to go get a cup of coffee instead!  Your the best!

Hope everyone had a wonderful New Years!  We spent ours at my friend Nadine’s house.  We ate and played games and watched her husband and my sister get wasted doing shots together of Southern Comfort.  The kids ran around like wild monkeys and actually stayed awake until the ball dropped.  They did better than my sister who ended up in the bathroom at 10:00 throwing up SoCo and Meatballs.  She stayed in that bathroom until 12:30, when I finally got her out and into the car, where she proceeded to vomit into a bag during the drive home. 

So I guess now I need to list out my resolutions for the upcoming year, so here it goes:

1. First and foremost, My 1st resolution is to stick to all my resolutions!
2. To get into shape once and for all and make it a lifestyle to stay in shape.
3. To be a more patient person.
4. To be more thankful for what I already have in life and show grattitude for it everyday.
5. To get out of debt once and for all and be better about saving money.
6. To be more positive.  Focus more on the good and less on the bad.
7. To be better organized with my time.

That’s it.  I am sticking to those resolutions this year.  Happy New Year!

THANK GOD Kristine found these beautiful gift ideas.  I had no idea what to ask for for Christmas, but it is SO clear now - The Proud Pussy Ring (I am quite sure my mom’s ass just puckered up after reading that and she is now thinking “why did she have to write that on her website”). 

Ladies, you can now be proud of your nether-region and display a replica of it on your ring finger.  Are you an Amanda or a Leyla?  Half the fun of getting the ring is squatting down over a mirror to decide which one is for you!!!  What are you waiting for?  Go. Squat. Order!!!

P.S. I have really done it now.  First, I preceded my church post with a post about “Dick in a Box” and have now managed to succeed it with a post about pussy rings.  Who will be meeting me in hell for cocktails?

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