As I was driving out of the parking lot of Kaiden’s school (a church school, mind you) the other day, I noticed her teacher Miss Joan in her car.  I happened to glance at her license plate and it read: GDZ-BGR.

Now Miss Joan is very religious - but I do not see what “God’s Booger” has to do with anything in the Bible, or why you would want that on your license plate?  Someone should probably offer her a tissue!

Who wants to guess which hottie is me??

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Sorry for the lack of posting this week.  We were attacked by the sickies.  Starting last Friday, I got sick.  On Saturday, Kaiden started coming down with it.  Tuesday we all got back to school/work, just for me to receive a call from Ashton’s teacher that he was sick and needed to be picked up.  During his 103 degree episodes, we so nicely found out that he is allergic to motrin and now he is covered from head to toe in a rash.

Exercising, blogging, working and living all went out the window this past week.  Today is the first day that we are all feeling somewhat back to normal.  So I am sorry it has been so boring around here.  Now I am busy pouring buckets of Lysol all over the house.  Friday night and a keg-o-lysol ... good times people, GOOD TIMES!!!

I guess I should come clean about why our children were not properly being watched and had free run to go licking urinal cakes in the men’s bathroom in my last post.  You see, when Dena and I got up to their classroom to get their stuff, we noticed that all of the children had birthday invitations in their cubbies EXCEPT Kaiden and Ethan.

So, Dena stood at the door to keep watch, while I went digging into one of the other student’s cubbies to find out which child was throwing the big birthday bash that our kids were not invited too.  I grabbed the invitation (that was completely sealed) and ripped it open, read it out loud to Dena, put it back into the envelope and back into the cubby and took off out of the classroom like a bat out of hell.  I hope that kid does not get into trouble for opening that invitation. 

Thank god our kids did not get invited, because it is ANOTHER one at Chuck E. Cheeses and we freaking hate that place.  But you can bet your sweet ass that the no-invite-kid is not invited to any of our HOT HOT HOT parties!!!  Sucks to be him!