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I think everyone and their mother has heard of the LOL Cats by now.  If not… spend some more time online!  I have even posted about them before.  Well there are of course, some that are more popular than others, like the one above - Ceiling Cat.  Today a co-worker of mine emailed me a link to a pattern to make your own Ceiling Cat, so that is what we did today, we cut out and pasted several of them to put around the office to see how long before other co-workers realize that they are chillin in their offices, staring at them! HAHAHA!!!

Hahahaha - it cracks me up.  The pattern-maker did a damn good job.  Here it is, if you feel like making your own LOL Ceiling Cat.  Click below to get the full size version.

BUT DAMN FUNNY!!!

Today is Earth Day - so Happy Earth Day to you. Are you going to party like it’s 1999? I am. Actually, I am going to go home, feed and bathe kids, do homework and go for a jog - so it’s kind of like partying, except that it totally is NOT. I did take a poll in the office today of what everyone was going to do nice for the planet on Earth Day, and none of them had anything great to say. I vowed not to use toilet paper ALL DAY LONG. That is quite a sacrifice on my part. My co-worker Jeff said that when he got home tonight and went to go “fap” (his favorite word) - he would make sure to do so in the dark and not use any light-bulbs. Nick said that he would not flush any toilets and therefore would be pissing in the front of the office all day long. Me and my fellow co-workers… we are givers!!!

I did want to go ahead and suggest something great for you to do on Earth Day, you know, if you feel like contributing to the cause. You can all make a nice donation to me so that I can trade in my Murano and get the 2008 Tahoe Hybrid - seriously… I want that effing truck!

Isn’t it pretty? And good for the environment too. And better on gas. Ooooh Aaaah! Too bad they start at $50K - I am going to have to wait… unless you guys totally come through for me!

I got an email today from Daniel - of DanielPhillipdotCom, with a link that said “Thought of you… Happy Monday!” and you are going to be SO DAMN excited when I show you what the link was for!!! Remember when I shared that god-awful, horrible video of Charlie the Unicorn? OMFG - there is a sequel!!! So, you know I have to share it with you!!! Thanks Daniel!!!

It is SUCH a waste of precious minutes of your life. Enjoy.  :silly: